Miss Zelda Pervertina Puddles slips back in time
Yeah...so I was sitting at my computer one night, watching videos and drinking some beer when, all of a sudden, this big bright flash came into my window! Well, naturally, I got my camera ready to go because, who knows, right?
Well, it wasn't actually my camera...it was some anchient piece of crap that my friend's mom's cousin got at a garage sale, or something.
I don't know what happened but the next thing I knew... ***squee*** I was lying on a wooden floor, looking up..at the Holy Grail of the hottest thighs ever!!! I was so hypnotized until, his royal hiney...I mean...highness sang the command, "keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe...". Luckily, I had the piece of crap camera with me...hey, better than nothing and I...um...kept my...um...'lectric eye on him!
I don't know what happened after that but I was back in my bed and it was daylight...with a full moon hovering in the daytime sky (?). I can't be too crazy...how the hell did I get this picture?This is really my first half assed attempt at writing fan fiction!